Five Beano/Dandy Characters Who Deserve Their Own Movies

Who didn’t love reading The Beano, The Dandy or any of our beloved favourite childhood comics? They made our afternoons after school much more entertaining (well TV also helped as well) and their adventures or sometimes misadventures, always had us waiting in anticipation for next weeks copy to hit the shelves. But with the recent announcement of a Bananaman movie really got me thinking, which of our other heroes deserves a shot at glory?

Dennis the Menace 

Along with his faithful hound Gnasher, this spiky haired troublemaker was one of the key reasons why the Beano still runs to this day. Yes there has been a film adaptation before, but that was the US version of Dennis, and British fans are still crying out for a film adaptation of the fine series that came to our screen in 1997. His methods of finding trouble were always very unique and at times he could be a character who bordered on selfish and in some ways, was almost a villian! But no matter what, we always routed for him and I feel that an outing on the big screen would be nostalgic delight.

The Bash Street Kids

The students of Bash Street school frequently drove their Teacher to the point of nervous breakdown, but compared to some the classes you might see today, they were a lot more likeable! The gang led by fan favourites, Plug, Smithy, Fatty and Danny were always rank amoung our favourites. But they always had a good nemesis (and occasional ally) in Teacher who was supported by class swot Cuthburt and their methods of getting even or above the other were always jovial. They might be dated by today’s standards, but a revamp of this class may remind us exactly what we loved about them.

Desperate Dan

Easily the most identifiable character of the long running comic (which sadly ceased production last year) and his exploits living in the town of Cactusville made us want to read more. Out of all the characters here, he probably the closest to a hero character that we might have and is by far the most masculine- his tough hairy chin certainly proves that. But he was a character was a quinessential lovable rogue as he was always on either side of the law and always had to get himself out of trouble. This comic has become sadly become rather forgotten in the modern day and a movie based on this character will serve as a good memorial to its long run. All Dan would ask in return is one his infamous cow pies.

Korky the Cat

Another long running Dandy character, Korky the Cat was a feline who was bizzarely accepted by humans as one of their own- with no questions asked! With the emergence of this black and white who loved nothing more than attempting to catch big fish in Dandytown’s water ways (and dodging the game keeper) along with trying a variety of occupations (lord knows what he was paid with?) Korky rightfully ranked among the Dandy’s favourite characters. His popularity may have faded in later years, but I still feel he deserves a chance to shine.

Billy Whizz

The World’s Fastest Boy was a one who caused chaos no matter where he went as his sheer running speed proved. But he would normally come good for the people loved closest and you couldn’t help but admire his talents- if a boy like existed, then Britain would Usain Bolt some serious headache on the track. An olympic story line would serve this character very well and link this with a conspiracy plot then I think we would have a winner! Billy still stands firm in Beanotown today and this could make for a good old daft comic book story.

 

Elephants Never Forget: Review of Dumbo

Classic from the Vault

Dumbo (1941)

Directors: Ben Sharpsteen & Norman Ferguson

By Alex Watson

 

No one does magic quite like Disney and during their golden period in the 1930 to the 1950s Walt and his gang produced some of the most enchanting cartoon films ever made such as Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Pinocchio and Cinderella. But one of their most underrated features contains a deformed character with a big heart and hidden talent that will make him unforgettable, that feature is 1941 masterpiece Dumbo.

When circus elephant Mrs Jumbo is delivered a baby boy by a stork, the infant is immediately teased by the other elephants for having overly large ears and they give him the degrading nickname ‘Dumbo’ But soon his mother is locked away for going wild protecting her child from a group of mean children taunting him and Dumbo is soon shunned by the other elephants. To help him, mouse Timothy (Voiced by Ed Brophy) becomes his protector and soon Dumbo realizes that with his big ears he can fly! Soon he will turn from freak of nature to big time sensation!

Even today Dumbo is still as exquisite as it was back in the day and although this is a child’s feature, it has enough charm and humour to appeal to the adult generation and with its cute leading character and uplifting ending, a classic outsider tale was born! Initially Disney rushed production of this film to recoup the massive financial losses on musical Fantastia and clocked in at 64 minutes this one of the shortest Disney films ever made.

But although short on running time Dumbo is one of the biggest emotional rollercoaster’s ever made and starts with a devastating beginning when our hero’s beloved mother is locked up and deemed mad by the circus for simply wanting to protect her child from mockers! Then because of his appearance (and causing a big accident during a stunt involving elephants) Dumbo is then turned into a clown which makes him even more miserable. However it will be the reunion scene between mother and child set to heart melting son ‘Baby Mine’ that will make the tears flow for all ages and as Mrs Jumbo comforts her child through prison bars this gives us a great Disney moment.

There is also a slightly psychedelic sequences involving pink elephants which happens when Dumbo and Timothy accidentally drink champagne which leads into the notorious song ‘Pink Elephants on Parade’ to today’s audience this will probably seem one of the more random moments of the film but it proves key towards the ending as afterward Dumbo begins to realize his hidden talents.

What is strange about this film is that in a film involving talking animals, our hero never once speaks! His face however is incredibly expressive and through this the creators are able to make Dumbo say way more than words ever could. The talking is left to Timothy Q Mouse who when feeling sympathy for the young elephant appoints himself as the big eared wonders only friend and through his help (and the assistance of 4 wisecracking crows) he is able to pull the sad outcast out of his slump and allows him to realize his potential with the trick of using a ‘magic feather!

For those raised on Disney movies during childhood I will not need to mention what a delightful movie Dumbo is, but for those who haven’t yet had the pleasure then I would recommend you make up for lost time as this movie is one of most moving and special experiences you will ever experience and with its heart rendering story this will make another fine addition to your movie collection and by the end you’ll wish you had ears to fly like Dumbo!

 

An Unlikely Hero: Review of Wreck It Ralph

Wreck It Ralph

Director: Rich Moore

By Alex Watson

Everyone has a favourite video game from when they were a kid, where it was collecting rings as Sonic the Hedgehog, kicking ass in Street Fighter 2 or wasting zombies in House of the Dead. But as we aimed for the high scores we never once considered there was any life at all among the graphics. This year Disney has decided to give us one of their most interesting ideas yet as the lift lid on life behind the scenes for a classic gaming villain as he wonders what life would be away from causing havoc. Expect references aplenty in Wreck It Ralph.

In the video game world, Wreck It Ralph (John C Reilly) is a well known villain in the game Fix It Felix Jr and has spent nearly 30 years destroying the same building. But life as the baddie has worn thin for Ralph and after being repeatedly spurned by the other game characters Ralph decides to leave and seek a hero status in other games. But as he seeks his glory, this could mean doom for his fellow companions and other games to come!

Disney’s new effort will no doubt be a fan-boys delight and the references to our classic favourites come thick and fast, especially during an opening Bad Guys Anon group meeting where Ralph shares his insecurities with his other foes and such as Dr Robotnik and Bowser. The moment where the characters come to life is truly excellent and we are transported to Game Central Station where the character are free to cross paths and the ‘unplugged characters’ such as Q*Bert are homeless begging in the halls! Feels strange that this concept has been raised sooner and it is Disney most original ideas in the last few years.

But its central story in Wreck It Ralph is one that is very funny and incredibly touching. Ralph is a baddie who doesn’t enjoy his role on little bit and after years of being forced to sleep in the rubbish dump- none of us would be! The scenes where he tries to stake his own claim take him to some interesting places such a Halo type shoot-em-up led by hard army lady Sgt Calhoun (Jane Lynch) who has been programmed with a tragic background! To a Mario kart inspired Sugar Rush where he comes across hyperactive ‘glitch’ character Vanellope (Sarah Silverman). Although his oafish attempts at redemption often lead to hair raising moments, Ralph is a typically loveable lout and immediately we warm to him.

The friendship between Vanellope and Ralph does at times sag the story line, and her constant ball of squeaky energy does at times become too much as the story drops into slapstick mode!  But it makes up for it in an energetic finale as Vanellope races to become a real character (Mario Kart fans spot the rainbow road reference!) in the midst of an alien invasion where Ralph embraces his villain nature! There is also an odd but endearing romance as Ralph’ overly nice nemesis, Fix It Felix (Jack McBrayer) starts making eyes at Calhoun.

John C Reilly is the perfect to voice Wreck It Ralph as the veteran actor’s tired but affectionate voice but gives us a good impression of an arcade favourite on the verge with life and as events progress his eventual heroics lift our hearts. Sarah Silverman cranks the hyper fact up to eleven as over eager Vanellope and she provides the lively feel for the movie’s later acts, even if you are not a fan of Silverman, it’s hard not to deny her appeal in this movie!

Disney has gone for an interesting re-boot this year and it is one that has paid off and Wreck It Ralph is unique in the sense that it will appeal for a mass generation and even though some of younger may be perplexed at the older gaming references, it comic humour and heartfelt story will please many along the way. So the next time you play your old favourites- just remember there may just be life lurking behind it all!